Once a time dere were bears. The Mama Bear made oatmeal but it was too hot so the bears all went for a walk. And... and Goldiwocks didn't come. I did! I ate all the papa bear's oatmeal and all the mama bear's oatmeal and all the baby bear's oatmeal. And then I ran home. The bears didn't know who had eaten their oatmeal. They never knew it was me!